Sunday, May 11, 2008

SUnday Chattering

kal baaton baaton main ek baat nikli, kissi ne kaha, apna personal page kyun nai bharte orky pe
its so fun.
Waise i dont like it,but i like that person *OOps!!* 's opinions so try maarte hain,so main yahan fill karunga, wahan nai hope its fun.

headline:
ek sunder sushil savguni laundiya ki zaroorat hai :D

first thing you will notice about me:
Aapko pata ho,waise meri eyes bahut se logon ko pasand aati hai, maximum compliments aajtak ussi keliye mile hain.

height:
6 feet exact hai shayd, baki fitta le aana, kabi bi naap lenge

eye color:
yeh green hain ya hazel, green,,,billori aankhen. Hamari khandani virasat.

hair color:
buddapa aaraha, white streaks aagye hain black main. main dye nai karne wala inhe
baaki suggestions de dena, compliments likhte time log itna sharmate hain i tell you

build:
slim hi laga ke chalo

body art:
bhagwaan ne body art banane ke liye di hai??? Drawing sheet ka naam suna hai???
khareed lo bazaar se. Shareer diya bhagwaan ne, majje lete rehte ho uske saath. piercing chalo thodi bahut theek hai. Main ni karta yeh sab kaam.

looks:
jekar main banda banke dhang se tyaar hojaaun, to average se zyada hi lagunga. Attractive hi laga lo. baaki comment to koi karta nai is blog pe, sab lazy readers.

Best feature
- meri billori aankhen, baaki ladkiyaan door se dekh ke bhaag jaati hai, yeh bi nai batati ki best feature kya hai mera.

turn ons:
ahaan, yeh bi main hi bataaun. chalo ek ek karke yahan bahut se point hain, erotica and wealth sabse zyada mast lag rha.Dowry main car mil jaaye to kya baat hai, :D
but no, turn on is intelligence, thodi si flirting,long hair,erotica in the sense, physical appeal.
tatto wali nai chahiye, baaki uski marzi,par tatoo attract nai karega mujhe. Thrills bi acha point hai, in the sense, active hone ko maangta har time main lazy bimbos ko jhel nai paunga.
Wealth,hmmm ho to bi acha nai to bi acha. the only thing that matters to me, which i take note of, how much wealth you have, and accordingly, what impact it has done on your soul.
sarcasm wali intresting hoti hain waise,assertiveness wali bi turn on hai.
bas itne bahut hain. Zyada bi turn on nai hona.

turn offs:
yeh jo baat baat pe no bolti hain. Bahane banati hain, sunti nai koi baat. Vatt chad jata hai. Uske alawa dumbo numbo nai chahiye. Main good body maangta hun, but with good brains attached. 3.14 am pe 2 aur point yaad aye likh lo. Jhooth bolne wali,zyada chantt banne ki koshish kare, turn off hai. Avoid kare, yaa dhang se time na de, woh kissi aur ke paas hi jaaye.
Baaki main bataunga nai kissiko. Jo karna hai karlo. :P

my idea of a perfect first date:
Simple, dimaag pe zor daalo, jo usse chahiye, pasand hai, usko consider karo. Fir, apna dimaag lagao,kya pasand ayega usko. Isse thoda different atmosphere create karo. No way she should get what she was expecting. Usse zyada beautiful banao, ladki ki memories hain, and hamari bhi. Sprinkle loads and loads of unexpected surprises.
Paisa ki no worries. us sab ke baad jo karna hai, woh mere and uske beech ki baat hai, yahan nai batani.

from my past relationships i learned:
Shareef aur seedha saadha aadmi hun. Koi relationship nai. ladkiyaan naam ke sunke bhaag jaati hain yeh secret aap kissiko na batana.

five things i can't live without:
I can live without anything. Maine, ek parantha khake pure 24 hours nikale hue hain. Main ek din main 15 bhi khaye hue hain. Main, 24 hours at a streatch jaag bi sakta hun. I have stayed in conditions without oxygen, even water.Marne se main darrta nai. aur mera yahan koi hai nai. Hum rab ke bande hain, ek din uske paas chale jana hai, khaali hath, sab yahin chodd ke.

in my bedroom you will find: Yeh mast baat puchi, dekho, entry hai southwest corner se. Apko west wall ki side pe, ek sofa milega. Wall pe ek baddy racket, hanged hai, ek calendar, 2 posters, cars ke, large size, jin didi ki photo dikhayi thi, unhone gift kiye the. aur ek sahranpur se laya tha keyhanging engraved on wood. issi side mera desktop computer hai.
baat hoti hai ab north side ki, yahan aapko wall pe kaafi sari quotes paper pe likh ke or printed chipki hui milengi, ek bada sa poster hai. ek clock hai, ek cfl bulb hai. ek aur poster hai. ek sparkling star hai radium wala. and ek omkar ki explanation.
uske alawa is side pe 2 bade book racks, ek tv and tv table, dvd player, aur mera writng desk hai.
South wall pe, 2 side table and ek bed, designed by famous designer Tshhar mangal *Bows*
ek quote and certificate koi raddi ka paper actually, aur ek aur radium ka star hai with a small door that leads to chatti.
East wall is broken into two parts, beech main rasta aajata hai to the dressing and bathroom.
North east wali side is my writing table, is wall pe, main special ram sharnam se bada sa picture leke aya, jispe ram naam likha hai, sample uska first post of the blog pe milega shayd.
south ki tarf jo hissa arha, wahan meri photos hain, ek potrait bhi hai, some family photos,
and a framed article of mine that was published in the hindustan times,
Upar agar aap dekhen to cieling has about more then 100 stars planets and moon, shooting stars wagerah, yeh maine lagaye sare, and ek pankha hai.
phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww khush hogaye sab??? mera dimaag itna to room design karne main nai laga hoga hahahaha kuch cheezine reh gayin hain, aaoge jab milne to dekh lena.

ideal match: Honestly bataaun to khatarani ho, punjaban ho, humble ho, mere maa baap ko jo pasand aajaye. baaki adjustment to life main karni padti hai. Main jo bol dun ideal, zaroori thodi na hai ki waisi mile. Haan, uske hair main long karwalunga, uski koi tension nai, par tatoo naiii plz
Simple banda khud hun,but mere ander western and contemporary thinking ki achi blending hai,
aisi hi koi mil jaye, to adjust karna comfy hojayega.
:P :D
Ab bas karo, kitna padoge, jaao jaake ladki dhundo mere liye. :P its 3.05 am
sone do mujhe.

4 comments:

Sahefa said...

LOL...you are so funny dude. Mazak karna koi tum se seekhey.
My mood was not good today but thnx to you. I am laughing right now.
Thnx:P

Tshhar Mangal said...

Thank you sahefa
The whole effort has now found worth
with your kind compliments
Geez,,,u laughin
u made my dayyyy :-)
and
and
and
Look for a girl,pakistani suna hai badi achi hoti hain :P ;)

kanishq said...

tush....yaar acha hain orkut per itna nahin likha....main tu wahin padkar so jaati...phir na cricket ka argument hota , na main tumse dosti karti..:P..but ya great work..very funny...tumne apna room khud design kiya...vadiya , m impressed

Tshhar Mangal said...

hehehe
u bhi na khus,,,
Thanx for the compliments :-)